This man works as a Carvalho impersonator. He is available for parties, bar mitzvahs, and to fill the lustful needs of any Herald reporters who don’t want to face ethics charges.

So, the School Board ratified Albert Carvalho’s superintendent contract, but only for two years, not the expected three. Still though, it’s amazing that he got […]

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The Dolphins (and hey, The Golden Panthers, too!) continued their surprising winning streak last weekend. Meanwhile the young Canes continued their heartbreaking streak of staggering greenness. Will the streaks continue for another week? That is why you tune in to find out. I am not a psychic. Sorry.
Miami Dolphins @ Houston Texans, Sunday at […]

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I am trying to remember the politics of The Golden Girls. All I recall is that on one episode they were campaigning for some Miami Councilmen or something, and the dirty, dirty press insinuated that Blanche was sleeping with him, but it turned out he was really a FTM transexual. Sounds about right for a […]

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via TMZ

Joan Fleischman isn’t completely gone from The Herald, and is reporting that Alex Rodriguez and his soon to be ex-wife just listed their Coral Gables mansion for $14.876 million. That’s almost $3 million more than what they bought it for in 2004.
Even the upper ends of the market aren’t immune to the real […]

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Good news for anyone in the area who wants to buy an eco-friendly ride but doesn’t want to be cheap about it. Tesla Motors will be opening a Miami show room and service center sometime in the first quarter of next year.
The firm was founded in Silicon Valley (as in: not Detroit) in 2003 […]

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Editor’s Note: Keith Berger of Boca just dropped us this e-mail. When we called to get his permission to print it, he termed Sarah Palin “the antchrist” and added: “I couldn’t believe they treated her like this… We would have stoned her if it were legal.”
On October 6, a large number of anti-Palin demonstrators (myself […]

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